February 2012
brokenlanguage asked: Hey, I love you.
corycorybobory asked: jesus christ that's insane. are you ok?
Today while I was subbing a 9th grade class, three...
About 15 times between the three of them. Various times various students were snatched out by other teachers. When there was one final student left, he stood up and pushed away his desks like he wanted to fight me. The students all stood up and went crazy. I heard a teacher in another room yell out “call 911!”
After everything settled, a police escort took me to the front office. I...
GET IT OCTAVIA!
YOU BETTER SHIT ALL OVER THEM HOLLYWOOD BITCHES LIKE YOU DID TO THAT PIE, GIRL!
on a total whim i decided to look up my old middle...
i found this bitchy old language arts teacher i had in the sixth grade. i always figured he was a queen and facebook just proved it. she old and dusty, like always. stonewall. halston. hanky code. child, i bet she LIVED in the seventies.
today at work a woman touched my dimple.
she leaned in really close to me and said “Now it’s a finger. Later it’s a tongue.”
in front of my dad.
it was the single most hysterical and horrifying thing to happen to me in a while.
